By Guest Contributor Becky J. Everybody is getting ready for the beach. Cary is houseewives on wearing a teeny blue bikini. Dzllas is winning the most annoying award for me this season. The tequila and taco bar set up for them on the beach and looks fantastic! They knock back a few and Cary eats the worm, then almost barfs.
Like beyond regular revulsion. She calls it disrespectful—like what did the dick ever do to her? Kameron makes the mistake of telling Brandi playing with a dildo makes her low class. The conversation culminates with Brandi saying Kameron is Hot housewives want real sex Dallas her kind of fun.
I feel like I need a t-shirt that says that. Then they break up into groups and rehash. Cary, Brandi and Stephanie get foot massages on the beach and talk about how Rich has a small penis. I choose their party. They have a tender emotional moment together. Dinner on the beach looks nice. Until Brandi starts picking on Kameron about the dildo again. Wamt takes the bait and slams Brandi and Stephanie for going to a rewl Hot housewives want real sex Dallas last season.
She shows the ladies her ring and recounts the entire fake carnival engagement story. Cary does some impressive yoga handstands on the beach. I like their friendship, but it makes me Hot housewives want real sex Dallas tired to Ladies seeking real sex Grandfather one person always be the sane one.
Speaking of insane, Brandi and Stephanie take a bubble bath together. I know in my heart that at least one of them peed in that tub.
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Reql LeeAnne announces she is wearing Spanx with a caftan. Brandi arranged the dinner in a restaurant that is actually a cave. Cary is a little drunk and decides to call out LeeAnne about the whole ridiculous knife hands comment from last week. She seriously needs to hlusewives it. Then we merge drunkenly into territory where Brandi is confronting Cary for telling her that her doctor killed people on the operating table when she was preparing for her mommy makeover.
I hate this storyline so hard. Brandi is a shit stirrer! Everybody has experience with that one Hot housewives want real sex Dallas feal Cary who works in the medical field acting like a total Cornish NH bi horny wives when it comes to all things doctor.
Still in Mexico and there is some sort of physical challenge obstacle course on the beach, the black dildo makes an encore appearance and Brandi poses as LeeAnne to get a room key.Women Seeking Casual Sex Amazonia Missouri
Come for the tea. Stay for the shade.
Not for the easily offended. Let s party drink smoke sex it up and get wild a special snowflake just housewices everyone else. No one really comes after Kameron for her horrible behavior. She sees how awful Kameron is.
The society Hot housewives want real sex Dallas are not going to out Kameron because they are sucking up to that last name and do not want to get on the bad side of the Wescott housewivss. They should have edited Kameron out of this season. The whole point of the game was who could keep an unbroken chicken egg in their vagina the longest.
Yoni eggs are usually made of stone or jade. They are impossible to break in anything but a superhero vagina. But they never indicated that it was anything other than a chicken egg.
Johnny, you are wwnt on the money with your comments! Tamara, your review was better than the actual show. After a day filled with non-stop media reports about the tragedy in Vegas, I needed mindless entertainment and this show filled the bill. I do enjoy Brandi and Stephanie though. They make the show for me! Reaal, I wanted to write housewivws I like her, but then I have realized it is not true. I just Hot housewives want real sex Dallas watching her.
But Becky J, you saved it by recap. My only comment about this episode: The reason I realized I found this my least favorite episode, was how Stephanie and Brandi were acting. Guess it Hot housewives want real sex Dallas make me like it wantt them not being so close.
It opened up more storylines. When Brandi and Stephanie get together they act like trashy 13 yr old girls, and their voices kill me. I was really over the Jesus juice and fart stuff and now we have dildo waving.
Not saying I am above a good dildo prank but those are usually reserved for good friends and a group who can have a good laugh about it. Kameron would be fine if she would tone down her facial expressions Dalls arrogant crap. LeeAnne comes and goes for me, she is crazy but sometimes I like a little crazy.
There I things I like about all the women. Hope Cary gets skewered for that sharing. The only person who could possibly take that to heart would be someone with Naked girl in Blois really small dick and very fragile masculinity.
I would like to just point out, that noone said he is cheating on Cary, he has just his booboo sucked at the round up or something.
Having someone else with their mouth on your dick is not cheating? So you come from the school that oral sex does not count, huh? So if Carey spread her legs for someone and had them give her head, no problem?
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Martin, are you just being provocative? Unless he and Cary specifically have that understanding which none of these couples would ever come out and admitmost people would consider that cheating. sxe
Kameron was having lunch with 2 friends outside of SPA at Ritz. They had no makeups on and were wearing bathrobes. I could hear her before I could see her and instantly knew it Dallas her. She has the most annoying voice ever. Cary and her husband were having dinner at Nobu.
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They were sitting right at the entrance and everybody walking in could see them right away. Cary is tiny and stunning in person.
Her husband is a TV whore. He did it every single time somebody walked by. I was surprised deal.
I guess Kameron hangs out at the Ritz all the time. They brought a table outside of the SPA just for her and her friends. Her veneers are too big for her mouth and give her a weird lisp. I love this season.
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I was taken aback by that comment too. It is like she uses Brandi to amuse her but she is no different than Kameron with that attitude about lumping them together.
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I think she is Hot housewives want real sex Dallas worst or better than others. I would keep my eye on Carey. I find her to be a bit Ladies wants hot sex MI Hale 48739 the shady side of the elm tree. The best episode ever!
How did LeeAnn spin this around, that what Bravo was building up for 2 episodes was solved in 30 seconds and at ease! I mean, talking about a plot twist! Years ago I gave my sister a dildo for housewjves 21st birthday.
When I finally caught my breath and explained she dropped it like a hot potato and laughed.
She told me I was a mess, picked it Dallws with a napkin and put it back in its box. Now realize this was a party with all adults of all ages, all family, men and women. Pinky could have just ignored her, or used her shirt to touch it Sex tonight Bethel put it away. Not act like a stuck up bitch!